Nostril Tampon

Oh man, am I bleeding from my nose again?
I swear this happens every month; Mum and Dad, they hooked me up
Oh man is this thing rubber or plastic?
Or maybe a dead guy’s; is that why it doesn’t grow?
Oh mum, I know you only wanted boys
Can I feel it through my ballsack?
I can feel it in my nose
Oh mum, I know you only wanted boys
Can I feel it through my ballsack?
I can feel it in my nose
There is a line from my ovaries to my sinuses
And this thing on my front just disguises
My mother’s insecurities
Young girls makes her feel old
Oh mum, I know you only wanted boys
Can I feel it through my ballsack?
I can feel it in my nose