If This Were My Home

What a disgrace, just look at this place
Mired in the darkness and gloom
I say out with the dreary and in with the cheery
Let’s fix up and brighten this room.
If this were my home I’d start by giving it a darn good dustin',
scrape off the crust where the crust is crustin', throw off the rust where the
rust is rustin' If this were my home.
If this were my home I’d give all the furniture a coat of varnish,
shine up the silverware that’s dull and tarnished, dress up the meals with a
decorative garnish,
If this were my home, I’d redecorate and renovate the place from top to bottom;
It’ll take the skill of 20 Martha Stewarts and Honey, I gottem.
If this were my home I’d mend every tatter and fray for certain,
add a dash of flash and a pinch of?
Put up the lights and pull down the curtain, If this were my home.
If this were my home I’d give it some glitter and sparkle and luster;
What if the Beet starts to blow and bluster?
I’d give him a piece of my mind, then Buster!
If this were my home I’d chop out these plants that haven’t been alive for
years and let’s?
stuffed animals too — that’s music to my ears.
If this were my home I’d greet every patron with a friendly smile,
serve them up the extra with flair and style, Let them see we always go the
extra mile, If this were my home; If this were my home; If this were my home.