One More Last Chance

She was standing at the front door
When I came home last night
The good book in her left hand and a Rollin’pin in her right
She said you’ve come home for the last time
With whiskey on your breath
If you don’t listen to my preachin’boy
I’m gonna have to beat you half to death
Gimme just one more last chance before you say we’re through
I know I drive you crazy baby it’s the best that I can do We’re just some good ole boys a makin’noise
I ain’t running round on you
Gimme just one more last chance before you say we’re through
At first she hid my glasses
Because she knows that I can’t see
She said you ain’t goin’nowhere boy
Until you spend a little time with me Then the boys called from the honky tonk
Said there’s a party goin’on down here
Well she might’a took my car keys
But she forgot about my old john deere
Solo (over chorus)
Gimme just one more last chance before you say we’re through