I love to climb an apple tree
Though apples green are bad for me And I’ll be sick as I can be It’s foolish but it’s fun
When thunderstorms put folks to rout
And no one dares to venture out
That’s when I love to slush about
It’s foolish but it’s fun
If I should ever come to pass
That I inherit wealth
I’ll eat and drink and keep at it Until I wreck my health
I’ll never see the morning light
I’ll sleep all day and dance all night
And though I know it isn’t right
It’s foolish but it’s fun
Lots of people disagree with me And possibly, I’m wrong
But I gathered my philosophy
From the moods of a silly song
Yes, possibly I’m wrong
Quite probably I’m wrong
But even if I’m wrong