Free Home Demonstration

Now you like me and I like you but there’s just one thing wrong
There’s been no hugs and kisses dear to kinda help our love along
Now I have here a special plan to make things turn our right
And if you’d like to try it out I’ll be around tonight
You’ll get a free home demonstration
A simple free home demonstration
It’s a little bit of hug and a little bit of squeeze
A little bit of kiss and a little bit of tease
Guaranteed to make you fall in love
I may sound like a salesman, advertising things that’s true
The only thing I’ve got for sale is the fact that I love you
My heart will be delivered, with a lifetime guarantee
So why not take advantage of this opportunity
To get a free home demonstration
I said a free home demonstration
It’s a little bit of hug and a little bit of squeeze
A little bit of kiss and a little bit of tease
Guaranteed to make you fall in love
If you act at once and don’t delay it won’t cost you a thing
And as a special bonus there’s a fourteen karat ring
Now all we need’s your parlor, when the lights are turned down low
And once you try a sample, bet you’ll never let me go
You’ll get a free home demonstration
A simple free home demonstration
It’s a little bit of hug and a little bit of squeeze
A little bit of kiss and a little bit of tease
Guaranteed to make you fall in love