Howlin' at the Moon

I know thereЂ™s never been a man in the awful shape IЂ™m in
I canЂ™t even spell my namemy heads in such a spin
To- day I tried to eat a steak with a big old table- spoon
You got me chasinЂ™ rabbits walkinЂ™ on my hands
…and howlinЂ™ at the moon.
Well (*sug)I took one look at you and it almost drove me mad
And then I even went and lost what little sense I had
Now I canЂ™t tell the day from nightIЂ™m crazy as a loon
You got me chasinЂ™ rabbitspullinЂ™ out my hair and howlinЂ™ at the moon.
Some friends of mine asked me to go out on a huntinЂ™ spree
Ђ™cause there ainЂ™t a hound dog in this state that can hold a light to me
I eat three bones for dinner todaythen tried to tree a Ђ™coon
You got me chasinЂ™ rabbitsscratchinЂ™ fleas and howlinЂ™ at the moon.
I rode my horse to town to day and a gas pump we did pass
I pulled Ђ™im up and I hollered whoa! said fill Ђ™im up with gas
The man picked up a monkey wrench and wham! he changed my tune
You got me chasinЂ™ rabbitsspittinЂ™ out teeth and howlinЂ™ at the moon.
I never thought in this old world a fool could fall so hard
But honey babywhen I fell the whole world must have jarred
I think IЂ™d quit my doggish ways if youЂ™d take me for your groom
You got me chasin rabbitspickinЂ™ out rings and howlinЂ™ at the moon