I'm Going Slightly Mad

When the outside temperature rises,
And the meaning is oh so clear.
One thousand and one yellow daffodils,
Begin to dance in front of you — oh dear.
Are they trying to tell you something,
You’re missing that one final screw.
You’re simply not in the pink my dear,
To be honest you haven’t got a clue.
I’m going slightly mad,
I’m going slightly mad.
It finally happened — happened,
It finally happened — ooh oh It finally happened.
I’m slightly mad.
Oh dear.
I’m one card short of a full deck,
I’m not quite the shilling.
One wave short of a shipwreck,
I’m not my usual top billing.
I’m coming down with a fever,
I’m really out to sea.
This kettle is boiling over,
I think I’m a banana tree.
Oh dear.
I’m going slightly mad,
I’m going slightly mad.
It finally happened — happened,
It finally happened — uh huh.
It finally happened,
I’m slightly mad.
Oh dear.
Ooh ooh ah ah Ooh ooh ah ah
I’m knitting with only one needle,
Unravelling fast it’s true.
I’m driving only three wheels these days,
But my dear how about you?
I’m going slightly mad,
I’m going slightly mad.
It finally happened — happened,
It finally happened — oh yes.
It finally happened,
I’m slightly mad.
Just very slightly mad!
And there you have it!