Commandments

Moral law! The drinker’s guide
Was handed down by god
Sacred law for man to follow
Revere them as your own
Life’s too short to waste your brew
It’s plain to see-obey the rules
Thou shalt not waste and thou shalt not spill
Just drink your beer — Commandments!!!
Thou shalt not puke cause there’s no excuse
Just drink your beer — Commandments!!!
Mankind was long deprived
Of the rules encased in stone
Ten written the rest were lost
When will they be found?
Laws misplaced for centuries
Where can they be? The brewery!
Thou shalt not waste and thou shalt not spill
Just drink your beer — Commandments!!!
Thou shalt not puke cause there’s no excuse
Just drink your beer — Commandments!!!
Rejoice I The time is now
Fulfill Your sacred vows
Pay need to the blessed stone
Respect the holy law
Life’s too short to waste your brew
It’s plain to see-obey the rules
Thou shalt not waste and thou shalt not spill
Just drink your beer — Commandments!!!
Thou shalt not puke cause there’s no excuse
Just drink your beer — Commandments!!!
Moral law! The drinker’s guide
Was handed down by god
Sacred law for man to follow
Revere them as your own
Laws misplaced for centuries
Where can they be? The brewery!
Thou shalt not waste and thou shalt not spill
Just drink your beer — Commandments!!!
Thou shalt not puke cause there’s no excuse
Just drink your beer — Commandments!!!