Vanilla Ice Cream

I am so sorry about last night, it was a nightmare in every way,
But together you and I will laugh at last night someday…
Ice cream. He brought me ice cream!
Vanilla Ice cream! Imagine that!
Ice cream, and for the first time, we were together without a spat!
Friendly, he was so friendly, that isn’t like him; I’m simply stunned.
Will wonders never cease? Will wonders never cease?
It’s been a most peculiar day!
Will wonders never cease? Will wonders never cease…
I am so sorry about last night,
It was a nightmare in every way but together you
And I will laugh at last night someday!
I sat there waiting in that cafe and
never guessing that you were fat… UGH!
That you were near. you were outside looking bold… Oh no!
Dear Friend,
I am so sorry about last night…
Last night I was so nasty!
Well, he deserved it but even so,
That George is not like this George,
this is a new George that I don’t know.
Somehow it all reminds me of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
When right before my eyes a man that
I despise has turned into a man I like!
It’s almost like a dream as strange as it may seem…
He came to offer me Vanilla ICE CREAM!