The Ballad of Pat & Put

I became aware last year, it was a long time coming, but I’m kinda slow
So appreciate me now, and please don’t laugh at me
If I tell a bad joke and you don’t feel like laughing
That’s OK, but please tell me the reason why
'cause I’m prone to cry at the thought of being rejected
'cause you’re so beautiful to me
And you wouldn’t do that, would you?
You will always make me laugh
And I feel like I belong with you
That is you in that picture, it's like a mote in the eye
I wouldn’t dream of asking you reasons why
But you’re there with him, and it sorta makes me wonder
Well, I'm growing up, but I’m progressing badly
There’s a kid down good at throwing things
And if you left me now, he'd throw me to the wolves
But you’re so beautiful to me
And you wouldn’t do that, would you?
You will always make me laugh
And I feel like I belong with you