Vegans

All my friends are vegans take it slow
Wait for them to force feed you tofu
Don’t eat that, it probably contains hooves
Don’t you know that comes from a cow’s boobs?
All my friends are vegans take it slow
Wait for them to force feed you tofu
Don’t eat that, it probably contains hooves
Don’t you know that comes from a cow’s boobs?
Welcome to th e room of people
Who have baby chickens that I loved one day
Locked away
Just because you nugget lovers killed our brothers
Doesn’t mean we judge your wars, or your chicken filets
You’re lovin' on the chicken burger sittin' next to you
I’m lovin' on the aubergine sittin' next to you
You’re thinkin' «how can I escappe from sittin' next to you?»
But after all I’ve said, please don’t forget
All my friends are vegans take it slow
Wait for them to force feed you tofu
Don’t eat that, it probably contains hooves
Don’t you know that comes from a cow’s boobs?
We don’t deal with eatin' out very well
They say Luke Cutforth has a certain smell (MILK)
Our fruit-pipled plaptes will create tension
But we just love to bathe in pretention
You’re lovin' on the fried steak sittin' next to you
You’ll hate to have the vegan sittin' next to you
They’ll be goin' «did you know that meat is really bad for you?»
And is also responsible for a large proportion of global greenhhouse gas
emissions
Uses 70% of the Earth’s fresh water
More than 50% of the world’s land
Is completely unsustainable for a population of 7 billion people and growing
And causes 150 billion deaths per year for sweet swett baby animals
But after all I’ve said, please don’t forget
By the way I’m vegan did you know?
I don’t eat meat or dairy just tofu
Don’t eat it, it probably contains hooves
Don’t you know that comes from a cow’s boobs?
All my friends are vegans take it slow
Wait for them to force feed you tofu
All my friends are vegans take it slow
Wait for them to force feed you tofu
Why do you come when bacon’s on your plate?
I tried to warn you just to stay away
Now our facts have filled you with disgust
It looks like you might be one of us