Bucky, the Bucking Bronco

Bucky the buckin' bronco
Was wild as he could be
No one could ever ride him
Such a mean old horse was he
Then came a wanderin' cowboy
Who said «I'll take a chance
All I need do, is spread some glue
To the seat of my ridin' pants
Then, up he climbed on Bucky
Who pitched and pranced and whittled and danced around
But, then he stayed on Bucky
Till the buckin' bronco dropped exhausted to the ground
But, then alas poor cowboy
When he tried to walk away
He still was stuck to Bucky
And he’s stuck there to this day