Island of Misfit Toys

One, two, three, go
When you’re young you imagine things
There’s no monster 'neath your bed (It's in your head, baby)
Evil toys are banished here
On this island they’re all safely locked away
They’re on the island of misfit toys
With all the bad girls and boys
They make their evil noise
And the whole world turns away
Open up your eyes
Get ready for a big surprise
I know it might sound crazy but it’s true
The misfits lie, it’s a lying king (Ah, ah, ah)
Hear his word, its sacred lie (I been on top, baby)
They all pray that on Christmas Eve (Ah, ah, ah)
Santa will put them in his sleigh
They’re on the island of misfit toys
With all the bad girls and boys
They make their evil noise
And the whole world turns away