The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath

Zappa Frank
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The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)
Mark Volman (vocals)
Howard Kaylan (vocals)
Jeff Simmons (bass)
George Duke (keyboards)
Ian Underwood (keyboards, alto saxophone)
Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
«I _(you just fill in the blank)_, do hereby solemnly swear, in accordance with
the regulations of the contract with this here rock and roll engagement.
And The Imbecilic Laws of the State of Florida, and the respective regulations
perpetrated by Red-Necks Everywhere! Do Hereby Solemnly Swear!, UNDER NO
CIRCUMSTANCES, TO REVEAL MY TUBE, WAD, DINGUS, WEE-WEE, AND OR PENIS ANYPLACE
ON THIS STAGE! THIS does NOT include Private Showings in the motel room,
however.»