This is your life, youў‚¬"ўve got problems with your wife
She was makinў‚¬"ў mashed potatoes now she gives you Minute Rice
And she used to do your laundry now she sends it out instead
And she always made believe that she was satisfied in bed
Thatў‚¬"ўs what she used to say but thatў‚¬"ўs how things were yesterday
Looks like the good ole days were gone
Thatў‚¬"ўs how she used to be but that goes down as history
Time has the way of movinў‚¬"ў on
Oh I know she was there when you needed lovinў‚¬"ў care
When she only used the car to drive the children everywhere
And Iў‚¬"ўm sure she washed the windows Iў‚¬"ўm sure she waxed doors
But now she doesnў‚¬"ўt call you her Prince Charming anymore
Thatў‚¬"ўs what she used to say but thatў‚¬"ўs how things were yesterday
Looks like the good ole days were gone
Thatў‚¬"ўs how she used to be but that goes down as history
Time has the way of movinў‚¬"ў on
Sheў‚¬"ўs not the sweet little girl that she was before
Youў‚¬"ўre not the end of the world anymore, youў‚¬"ўre not the end of the world
She wins when you fight and she goes to school at night
She leaves you home to babysit and watch ў‚¬"The Price Is Rightў‚¬ќ
And she wants the joint 2 count to see where all the money goes
So she doesnў‚¬"ўt have to talk you into buying all the clothes, solo
Thatў‚¬"ўs what she used to say but that what things were yesterday
Looks like the good ole days was bored
Thatў‚¬"ўs how she used to be but that goes down as history
Time bridged the way of movinў‚¬"ў on
Sheў‚¬"ўs not your li--little girl that she was before
Youў‚¬"ўre not the end of the world anymore, youў‚¬"ўre not the end of the
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