All Around Man

I ain’t no doctor, I ain’t no doctor’s son
But I’ll fill your prescription
Till the real doctor comes
Till the real doctor comes
I ain’t no sailor, ain’t no sailor’s son
But I’ll be your navigator
Till the marines hit town
Till the marines hit town
I’m a handyman, an all around man
I’m a handyman, all around man
And when your husband comes
That’s when the handyman’s gonna scram
I ain’t the DA, ain’t the DA’s son
But I’ll talk to the jury
And I’ll see justice done
Handyman, I’m a handyman
An all around man, all around man
I ain’t no astronaut
From Cape Kennedy I don’t come
Just step inside my rocket ship
I’ll take you circling round the sun
We’ll head off for Pluto, Venus and Mars
Step inside, baby, I’ll take you very far
I’m a handyman, an all around man
An all around man, an all around man
And when your husband comes
That’s when the handyman is gonna scram