Are You Having a Good Time?!?!

This is one more song about rock 'n' roll
By Elton John or Billy Joel
And the good die young
But they’re already old and boring
This is The Eagles Greatest Hits
It’ll sell out completely in an hour and a bit
And I don’t want to be there
When the fans hit the shit, adoring
The greatest hits and memories
From the 1960s and 70s
And it’s all good music and it’s all good times
And this is rock 'n' roll, so everything rhymes
This is the new hit single from The Rolling Stones
For the young at heart and the old at home
And it’s top of the charts
And middle of the road and awful
This is Mr. Eric Clapton
Unplugged, off drugs and back in action
His hair is gray
And his record’s platinum, fourfold
More of your favorites and much more variety
The best of the 80s and the worst of the 90s
It’s all good times and it’s all good music
And everything rhymes, almost
This is the title track from our forthcoming album
It’s a load of crap, but we’ll still sell them
And Michael Gudinski and Molly Meldrum
If they wanna come knocking on our door, they’re welcome
As long as they don’t mind when we tell them
Fuck off