Right now!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
I am a scientist
I am a physicist
I know what I want, and I know how to get it
I want to unlock the universe
Yes, I want a unified field theory
It’s the only one for me
A unified field theory
It’s coming some day wait and see
A theory to combine electromagnetivity
With the weak and strong forces and gravity
Yes, I want a unified field theory
Not Newtonian gravity
Einstein tried, but he couldn’t see
The random state of the galaxies
But quantum theory will be key
To a unified field theory
Yes, I want a unified field theory
Not relativity
Right now the best bet seems to be
The work being done in M-Theory
Time will tell but I guarantee
They ain’t gonna find it at MIT
The Institute won’t beat me
Ain’t gonna happen, G
Cause I want a unified field theory
Yes, I want a unified field theory
You know what I mean?
Yes, I want a unified field theory
And a Nobel Prize for me
O yeah!
Uhh!