Last Dead Mouse

Step right up,
Gather round,
Greatest salesman in town
Selling something
Seldom sold
Step up, step up, step up behold
Dead mice for sale,
Theyre going fast
Like hell
Last dead mouse dont be shy,
Theres never been a better time to buy
Last dead mouse but Ill get more
Im a businessman and an entrepreneur
Folks say Im nuts, they can say what they please
Youve got to be crazy with prices like these
No overhead so I can keep down the cost
I make my own hours cause Im my own boss
I believe in my product,
I love what I sell
Last dead mouse thats why I yell
Step right up ladies and gents
Last dead mouse costs fifty cents
Its a steal at any price
Going once, going once, going once, going twice
Half a buck, last in stock
Be the first one on your block
No need to walk, no need to feed, satisfaction guaranteed
Last dead mouse but Ill get more
Im a bussinessman and an entrepreneur
Folks say Im nuts, they can say what they please
Youve got to be crazy with prices like these
No overhead so I can keep down the cost
I make my own hours cause Im my own boss
I believe in my product, I love what I sell
Last dead mouse thats why I yell
Nice and easy now,
Nice and easy now,
Nice and easy now
Last dead mouse,
Last dead mouse