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Chile Tacos, may I take your order please?
What?
Ba da da da da, ba da la da da! Chile’s Taco, may I take your order please?
Would you like to try…
Uh, no thanks, can I get two —
Pull over to the window so I can see you.
Wait, can I, can I get two soft dogs with sour cream —
Okay, may I take your order please?
Yeah, I said two soft dogs with sour cream.
Whatever.
Get a shake.
A… what kind of shake, chocolate or vanilla?
Chocolate shake.
Large chocolate shake?
A large chocolate shake.
Large chocolate shake.
Two green burritos…
Two greeeen burrrrritos.
Yeah, two green, with extra sauce, and ah wanna quesa, a chicken quesadilla.
Okay, it’s a deal.
Combo burrito.
And a combo burrito.
Do we have enough money?
Yes, we got all the money, could you read that back please?
Yes. You would like two Big Macs, quarter-pounder with cheese…
No! No! I did not say, did not say hamburger!
Would you like a twinkie?
Fuck! Those burritos!
$ 4.50 at the window, thank you!
SHIT!