7-Eleven Christmas

Hot dogs slowly turning on the grill
As they glisten, I get such a thrill
There’s a place where I can go to spend the holidays —
7−11 Christmas
There’s beer and cigarettes
And even frozen pizza —
It’s the best Christmas yet!
7−11! Christmas heaven!
I won’t make it home for Christmas time
But I’ll have a holiday that’s fine
And if I’m feeling reckless and I wanna celebrate
Right around the corner is the one and only place —
7−11 Christmas
There’s sandwiches and wine
And soda pop and french fries
We’ll have a bitchin' time!
7−11! Christmas Heaven!
I won’t make it home for Christmas time