If I Was a Woman

Blake, if I was a woman
Trace, if I was a woman
If I was a woman, I’d love a man like me
(Blake)
I got a spread in Oklahoma, stretches as far as the eye can see
(Trace)
Well, I got my own little mountain back home in Tennessee
(Blake: Oh, hell, listen to this)
I got a jet airplane, and I can fly you high and far
(Trace: Yeah, well, check this, baby)
I got my own helicopter, I’ll pick you up in your front yard
If I was a woman
Hey, if I was a woman
If I was a woman, I’d love a man like me
(Trace)
Yeah, I’d want a man who had a sensitive side
(Blake)
Well, I’d want a man who ain’t afraid to cry
(Trace)
Well, I’d love me a man who could love me all night long
(Blake)
Well, I’d love me a man who had the guts to sing this song
Trace: That’s what I’m talking about
Yeah, if I was a woman
(Blake)
No, if I was a woman
If I was a woman, I’d love a man like me Trace: I got your guts right here
Blake: No, you got a gut
(Blake)
Yeah, if I--
Trace: Oh. You ain’t supposed to sing yet. You’re too stupid to be a woman
Blake: Hey, kiss my *whistle blows*
(Trace)
Yeah, if I was a woman, I’d be struttin' on some beach, somewhere
(Blake: Oh, that’s a good one right there)
And my badonkadonk would make everybody stop and stare
(Trace: That’s a good one)
(Can't believe I just sang that)
Yeah, if I was a woman
(Blake)
No, if I was a woman
If I was a woman, I’d love a man like me Trace: Tell 'em again, Blake
(Blake)
Trace, if I was a woman
(Trace)
I’m talkin' 'bout a long legged, good lookin' woman
If I was a woman, I’d love a man like me
(Trace)
No, I’d love a man like me Trace: You sound like a woman in the end there with that high note
Blake: Sound like Dolly