I Love My Computer

(Click me here)
(Click me, click me here)
(Click on me)
(Click me, click me here)
I love my computer,
You make me feel alright,
Every waking hour,
And every lonely night.
I love my computer,
For all you give to me,
Predictable errors and no identity.
And it's never been quite so easy,
I've never been quite so happy.
All I need to do,
Is click on you,
And we'll be joined in the most soul-less way,
And we'll never ever ruin each other's day,
'cause when I'm through I just click,
And you just go away.
(Alert, click me)
(Click me here)
(Alert, click me)
(Click me here)
I love my computer,
You're always in the mood,
I get so turned on,
When I turn on you.
I love my computer,
You never ask for more,
You can be a princess,
Or you can be my whore.
And it's never been quite so easy,
I've never been quite so happy.
All I need to do,
Is click on you,
And we'll be joined in the most soul-less way,
And we'll never ever ruin each other's day,
'cause when I'm through I just click,
And you just go away.
(Click me,
click me here)
The world outside is so big,
But it's safe in my domain,
'cause to you I'm just a number,
And a clever screen name.
All I need to do,
Is click on you,
And we'll be together for eternity,
And no one's ever gonna take my love from me,
'cause I've got security,
Her password and a key.
(Click me, click me here)
...go away...
(Click me, click me here)
...go away...
(Click on me)
(Click me, click me here)
...go away...
(Click on me)
(Click me here)
...go away...
(Click on me)
(Click me, click me here)
..go away.