The Titty Bar Song

Going to the titty bar one, two three
Gonna see how many titties I can see,
They come in pairs so they add up quick, Always make me want to play with my
(You Know).
Going to the titty bar uno, dos, tres,
I love it when they put 'em right in my face, Don’t care if they’er big;
don’t care if they’er small,
Any kinda titties just make me wanna…
Going to the titty bar un, duex, trois,
Here comes the doctor; baby I’ll say ahh, Been down on my knees;
been down on my luck,
Now I’m staring at some titties and I don’t give a…
Going to the titty bar eins, zwei, drei,
They won’t let ya touch 'em but I’m gonna try, I’m gonna get a lap dance I’m
gonna rock, Maybe even get a little rub on my…
Going to the titty bar uno, due, tre,
All this work makes me wanna play, I’m as horny as a vulture; I’m as lovey as a
dove, Every time I see titties I fall in…