As Long as I Can

I don’t want to live forever
I just want to live as long as I can
I don’t want to live forever
I just want to live as long as I can
I just want to live as long as I can
I don’t know if you don’t know me
I don’t know if you do or not
I don’t know if you don’t know me
You might do and then again you might not
You might do but then again you might not, you might not
And I’ve seen so many peculiar incidents in my life
Like the time a fella got married to a fella
He called his wife
Did they make a handsome couple
Well how are we to know
What happens when they want a child
Isn’t that what keeps a marriage alive?
I don’t want to live forever
I just want to live as long as I can
I just want to live as long as I can
I just want to live as long as I can, as long as I can
And I’ve seen some how can I put this
Funny things in my life
Like the time a woman said sorry to a man
She stabbed with a knife
And in view of all of this nonsense
I think it’s only fair
To point out that despite its faults
England still has HP sauce
I don’t want to live forever
I just want to live as long as I can
I just want to live as long as I can
I just want to live as long as I can
I just want to jive as long as I can
As long as I can, as long as I can
As long as I can, as long as I can