I've Become a Cliché

You know how it is, I’m, I’m, I’m, I’m 40 now
I, I got a family and I got shit to do
And you know, I made the decision when I was 40
I’m goin' on the wagon, you know?
No more drinking, no more drug taking
No, oh, this? This is a beer
But you know, this is light beer
It’s, it’s not even like drinking beer
I’ve become a cliché I've become a cliché I've become a cliché I've become a cliché Okay, well, I’ll have a drink or two at shows
But only to loosen up
I totally stopped doing drugs
Oh, prescription drugs are, you know, that’s different
It doesn’t have to be my prescription
If a doctor prescribes these drugs
They’ve gotta be pretty safe
But you know, I definitely don’t do street drugs anymore
I mean, unless you’ve got some
I’ve become a cliché I've become a cliché I've become a cliché I've become a cliché Oh, you’re not holding
That’s cool, no big deal
You know, I never do it unless it’s just around
Or someone’s offering it
Oh, I know a guy
Yeah, he’s, he’s like 10 minutes away
I’ll, I’ll drive, I’ll drive
You know, I got money too
Oh, oh, we, yeah, we could just stay here
Or I’ll be back in 20
I’ve become a cliché I've become a cliché I've become a cliché I've become a cliché I've become a cliché What do ya mean?
This is not last call, this is first call
Well, well, I know a place we can go
We’ll go right, you threw up