Lover For A Friend

I need a lover for a friend.
I need a lover for a friend.
If it doesn’t happen soon I just might come to a sticky end.
I need a heart to call my own.
I need someone who’s mine — and mine alone.
Someone who ain’t afraid to explore the twilight zone.
I tought I’d found the one,
She said she was my pal,
The next thing that I knew she had
Propelled me straight to hell.
I need a lover for a friend.
It might be unrealistic but still, I can pretend.
Let me pretend.
Do I — Do I have to tell you one more time?
Do I have to tell you one more time?
I tought I spelled it out for you — do I have to hang a sing?
(Situation's Vacant!)