The Luney Landing

Ladies and gentlemen America’s first Luney, er, Lunar landing is about to take
place. Captain Zap and fellow astronaut Flash Flush are on their way to the
moon. I believe he’s trying to make contact with us
Can I get a witness?
Mission control this is Flash Flush. Captain Zap request to return to Earth
Roger, uh did I hear right captain?
Ain’t too proud to beg
What seems to be the trouble?
Gettin' kinda hungry, you forgot to bring somethin' to eat
Captain Zap, some more questions. I hope you don’t mind
Set me free, why don’tcha baby?
It’s possible you’ll find life on the moon. What would you say to the moon
people?
What does it take
(What does it take)
To win your love for me?
And if they’re hostile?
Come on, feet, start movin'
Suppose you’re captured, what will you offer for your freedom?
My girl, my girl
Captain Zap, captain. We’re gettin' closer to the moon, slow down or we’ll
crash. Captain, why don’t you respond?
Don’t you I’m too busy thinking about my baby
Captain, I think one of the hubcaps came off
Captain Zap it’s a miracle we’re still alive, but the ship is destroyed.
How will we get back to Earth?
Hitch hike (Hitch hike, baby)
I’ma hitch hike, baby
This is Space Control, you are instructed to return to Earth at once
You made me so very happy
But captain, what will we do for a spaceship?
I’m doing fine on cloud nine
But all our navigation equipment was destroyed in the crash. How will we find
our way?
It’s easy to trace the tracks of my tears
Ladies and gentlemen, history has just been made. America has just put a man on
the moon
Oh boy, but what is the Russian reaction to our victory?
Now it’s the same ol' song
But with a different meaning
Since you’ve been gone
Here is the formal statement made by the Russian leaders:
Oh don’t let the Joneses
Don’t let the Joneses
Don’t let the Joneses get you down
Oh no
Oh don’t let the Joneses
Don’t let the Joneses
Don’t let the Joneses get you down
Oh no