Interactive Skit

Nigga 1: Ay man, don’t I know you from somewhere befo?
Nigga 2: Yea, uhh
Nigga 1: You went ta Washington, didnt’ya?
Nigga 2: Uhh, yea I did go ta Washington
Nigga 1: Yo name’z Willy Beamen
Nigga 2: Yup, dat’z my name
Nigga 1: Yea, Willy Beamen, yea man, wutz goin on folk?
Nigga 2: Yea, wutz up man, you Jamez right?
Nigga 1 (Jamez): Yea, Jamez man, Jamez… You remember me right? You uze ta beat
me up and throw me down tha stairz n shit
Nigga 2 (Willy Beamen): Well you know dat waz funny
Jamez: You waz on tha wrestlin and football team and yall ran train on my sista
Willy Beamen: Well you know, uh, she had some good stuff yo Jamez: Ay man, ay ay man, watch yaself
Willy Beamen: But itz all good
Jamez: So wutcha been doin folk?
Willy Beamen: Juzt chillin, you know I got an internet buziness now
Jamez: Oh fo real? Wutchu doin, wutchu doin, oh you doin dem womenfolk,
wut it be, freaky hoz online?
Jamez: Aww shawty, shit, shawty I had a computa shop, I’d hit dat shit up Willy Beamen: Yea
Jamez: Damn folk, so wut elze you been doin, you be flossin dat big Cartier
watch man
Willy Beamen: You know how I spend big money
Jamez: Shit man, I feel you, you probably got dat new SC too, dontchu man
Willy Beamen: Sc, well you know, it’z parked in tha back
Jamez: I see dat thang, it’z sittin on dem 20'z, aint it?
Willy Beamen: You seen it? Yea…
Jamez: Damn shawty, that shit nice man, I like dat
Willy Beamen: You like dat?
Jamez: I like it folk
Willy Beamen: Yea… So wutchu doin wit yoself theze dayz?
Jamez: Shit man, I got myself a lil internet buziness myself
Willy Beamen: Oh yea, wutz dat?
(Gun cockz back)
Jamez: Ridin, motha fucka
Willy Beamen: Ooh shit he’z got a gun!
(Crowd screaming in background)