The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson

Mr. Gibson? I’m sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and he just wanted to say hello.
Well I… I can’t…believe…I'm in the… laser disc… Mr. Gibson…I…I
…I…such a… got to… I…Braveheart was… you…you're…got your
autograph… with a 8X10 gloss… your face was burnt though… Tina
Turner… singing a song to the… mama…mother…mother…loves you too… got
to… Bird On the Water… not such a good picture but… you made up for it with
the Mad Max… got a… mail…mail was very… got so much going… and the koala
bears… got…I'm a big fan… Golden Globe awards… if maybe the people’s
choice…
Alright. That’s enough. I’m sorry Mel let me get this moron outta here.