Keep Swingin'

Yo, we keep swinging' till you’ve had enough and right before the bell sounds
hit you with another uppercut
We keep swinging' till you’ve had enough and right before the bell sounds hit
you with another uppercut
We keep swinging' till you’ve had enough and right before the bell sounds hit
you with another uppercut
We keep swinging' till you’ve had enough and right before the bell sounds hit
you with another uppercut
It’s open season on optimists with open pocket wisdom and closed caption for
activists banking on cataclysm I’m spanking this crack money with paddles with
holes in 'em till his belief system is frayed like old denim
Desperately seeking circles with no police in 'em but it’s all because the
streets keep eating the same rhythm ask me about your man I told you I can’t
feel 'em he’s like a flaky pastry with manure filling
That’s why you catch me at the Bounce (why) they give me stupid stares like I
pulled down my pants and had braided pubic hairs
So put your hands up and guard your eyes from the glare Psyche O will bring the
juice like electric chairs
Come along for the ride or you can catch us there but you best arrive quick
'cause you never know where you might end up when the brain stretches to the
point when things are far-fetched like having no arms and doing chin ups or
having ten nuts and walking with a severe limp that’s kinda cool 'cause it
looks like a pimp strut
(And at the end of round one we have Wystyk leading ten points to eight points
he didn’t really seem like he was putting up much of a fight there his punch
stats were very low maybe around 18 percent lets see round 2)
We keep it off the beaten path off the road like four wheelers officially four
feelers and that floor to the ceiling shit we killin' it and it’s about time
not to take ownership because it’s yours to find (that's right)
Multiplying faster than exponents of nine opponents design escape routes when
they find out their Armor Alls gone and they’re all shined out hit 'em right
below the chin and make 'em scream time out
With undertones darker than the Guinness spout a we keep your brain distorted
like a broken tape recorder stay organized like I’m on a token torter with two
quarters fallin' all the terms to disorder
Synthesys and Dave Matter be the mortar between the bricks that make this style
stick like adhesive stamps so when the beast advance you might at least get
your chance to bring the pain like jagged edge nipple clamps
(And after three rounds seems to be an evenly matched bout with our challenger
having 18 points and Wystyk having 20 points lets see how things go in round
three slight intermission here take it to our sponsors)
(Look at that fella big burly opponent left right left right)
(When I’m swinging I’m landing)
(And thank you everyone for keeping your dial locked here round 4)
We keep it at the point where the balloon is being pierced with a pen at the
point of passing out in the opium den with a pen scribbling your last thoughts
before you drift off into deep with saliva dripping down your chin
So grab a napkin before walls start collapsing and falling in on this labyrinth
that you’re trapped in
The worst things happen during momentary lapses of ration of objective thought
when the brains caught between doing what you’re feeling right and doing what
you want
Sittin' around playing games and haven’t time to front slappin on the plastic
and stabbin us is nut raw because it isn’t enough to keep the cock to a jar
It’s dangerous to give Syn dap with his crab claws and even more so to play
with Dave’s circular saw searching for flaws is only permitted when you seeing
if we’re staying in the boundaries of copyright laws that’s why we
(And thank you ladies and gentlemen it has been another exciting night of
boxing action here on KWYZ with our winner by technical knockout MC Wystyk and
a thank our sponsors DJ Synthesys and DJ Danger for a chiming in with our
commercial messages we’ll see you next time take care of yourselves)