A Pretty Nice Little Dadurday

Boys and girls, your attention for a brief moment
A cautionary tale of this thing we call lust
One threw up, the other scraped his knee again
Yesterday I got shit on my favorite shirt
The dishes, the diapers
I’m losing my mind
Welcome to our new paradise
Home, sweet home
Where sanity is sacrificed
We must be crazy
There’s shit all over the floor
And the kid’s are eating play doh
But I assure you there is nothing to see here
Saturday we’ll probably go out shopping
Sunday night really early we’ll hit the hay
Another great weekend spent living the dream
Welcome to our new paradise
Home, sweet home
Where sanity is sacrificed
We must be crazy
It’s fun living in paradise
Where everyone gives you advice
I love our new Saturday nights
To hell with old Saturday nights