(It's) Hairspray

«And now, live, from the certified up-to-code Baltimore Eventorium
For the first time ever on nationwide television
It’s The Corny Collins Spectacular»
«He's Corny»
«Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray»
«What gives a girl
Power and punch?
Is it charm, is it poise?
No, it’s hairspray»
«What gets a gal
Asked out to lunch
Is it brains, is it dough?
No, it’s hairspray»
«If you take a ride
With no can at your side
Then your flip will be gone
With the wind»
«But if you spray it and lock it,
You can take off in a rocket
And in outer space
Each hair will be in place»
«Why take a chance
When you get up and dance
If you twist, I insist
You use hairspray»
«And tell your mother
Her head she should smother
With ultra-clutch faithfully»
«So if you’re a redhead,
A blond or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get
The only thing better than hairspray»
«That's me»
«Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
Doo-dle-e-ya do wah»
«Forget the milkman
The only thing better than hairspray»
«Hairspray, wow»
«That's me»
«What makes a man
Reach out and touch?
Ultra clutch»
«So if you’re a redhead,
A blond or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get»
«The only thing better than hairspray
That’s me»
«Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
Doo-dle-e-ya do wah»
«He's Corny Collins»
«The only thing better than hairspray'
«Hairspray, now»
«That's me»
«Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah
Do wow»
«Hey, baby, you look like
You could use a stiff one»
«Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do do wah»