60 Pound Mall Rat

Today I made the mistake
Of entering their domain
I may never escape
My loss will be their gain
Hear their warning call
Don’t go to the mall
We need a bigger breed of cats
Cornered like raccoons
Hope they get here soon
Save us from the sixty pound mall rats
They can smell your fear
And see the sweat drip off your brow
They will circle you and leer
Make a run for it right now