The Fishin’ Song

Nah all you fisherman gather around
Listen to story ama layin' down
Coz you might resemble this remark
If you like me
I had me this cute little fish
She was a scrumptious gone dish
And then one day she set me down
Said ,"Listen to me"
She said,"things gonna have to change around here
And if you don’t put off that fishing gear"
‘She said,"you're gonna find that your little fish
Swam out the sea"
So I gave my partner a wink and said
«You guys go ahead knock him dead»
I said I’ve heard it before past with time you see
Well, I was makin' time huggin' and kissin'
I couldn’t help but think my two buddies fishin'
Wonderin' why she’s got to do this damn thing to me
Here she’s walking and done
All i got is fishin' on my mind
Besides, my partners told me
There’s more fish in the sea
So when she said «choose, it's me or the fish?»
And i said «ha! I’m gonna miss you»
And now i’m wishin' that i’d just thought
Before I said that keep her free
I never knew all the trouble it render
Fishin' for this fish you have another gender
But I found out when I set out the fan
There’s new fish for me
She really turned out to be a drag
So i throwed her back
And I tried again just to see
And the next one I put on my strainer
This one here she was a real humdinger
She took all the sport out of this game
Now take it from me
Then I snagged and
Yeah i caught her and she left me
Like a fish out of water she said
«Sorry Charlie, only the rest get to be stockiest»
(haha)then I got desperate and the whale
And it wasn’t long for she said sail
«Looking for some lover sucker or a sunny beach»
So it’s early to bed early to rise
Fish like hell when makeup lies
That’s how I am how i’m always gonna be
But if you got trouble with lady beaching
But you and your partner’s out there fishin'
You better take care of your son
You’ll be in the same boat as me