Playing Drunk

Get in down here real close, so I can show you what I’m doing to the record
What you wanna do, is just, lay it, lay it on top of the record
And with just a little slight bit of downward pressure, just give it a little
push
And it will automatically follow the grooves and circle the record
Yeah, I always, reverse it, this has never hurt a record, I’ve did this
hundreds of times, if not more
Here we go
Now, err lift it up, alright, this record’s pretty dirty so
I’m just gonna give it a little scrub
I usually let it sit for a, a few moments to kinda let the alcohol do its magic
Never hurt a record, I did this hundreds of times, if not more