If I Were You, Baby, I'd Love Me

I’ve got ten billion dollars and nothing to do
I own Central Park and California too
Chicago and Buffalo are my states
And I forgot to mention the five great lakes
So if I were you baby, I’d love me
You’ll have maids and butlers
A big trust fund
A hundred caret ring that weights a ton
A yacht, airoplane, and nine special cooks
A thousand dresses, all new looks
So if I were you baby, I’d love me
Hard times and blues
I don’t know what they are
My trouble is spending money and eating caviar
I don’t pay income tax because that’s chicken feed
When the men run short I ask them what they need
I am the worlds greatest lover that you’ve ever known
I’m better than Clark Cable or that guy Tyrone
You’ll never find a guy like me as long as you live
'Cause when I give I really give
So if I were you baby, I’d love me