Last Nite I Left My Heart All Over the Place

So I was talking with my friend over a glass or four
She said it just don’t seem like holding hands means anything anymore
Well, I’m here to say that it just couldn’t be true
Cos something shifts the floor every time I get on next to you
So last night I went and left my heart all over the place
Just to try and stop me thinking about each corner of your pretty face
I left it out all dressed like a Christmas ham
Just to remind myself what a whining sack o' shit I am
So, hold my hand
I don’t move quick, but I fall down often if you understand
And let me plant this kiss right on you
For nothing else but to keep the cold away for a minute or two
Yeah, so I smile, because it takes less muscle than to furrow the brow
Swing around like a meat hook just to catch what else is falling down
Even if it’s all hitch and a borrowed car
It’s gonna take me blind and far away from where you are
'Cause I’ve been workin' so hard on keeping my shoes there alone
But you mess me up like a rocket fuel a long, long way from home
So I leave myself all dressed like a Christmas ham
To remind you what a showy sack of shit I am
So, hold my hand
I move look quick, but I fall down often if you understand
And let me plant this kiss right on you
For nothing else but to keep the cold away for a minute or two
Last night I went and left my heart all over the place
Just to try and stop me thinking about each corner of your pretty face
I’m here to say that it just couldn’t be true
But something just ain’t letting me get on away from you