If the Rain's Got to Fall

If the rain’s got to fall, let it fall on Wednesday
Tuesday, Monday
Any day but Sunday
Sunday’s the day when it’s got to be fine
‘Cause that’s when I’m meeting my girl
If the rain’s got to fall, let it fall on Maidstone
Kingston, Oakstone, anywhere but Folkestone
Folkestone’s the place where it’s got to be fine
‘Cause that’s where I’m meeting my girl
What if the weather gets rainy?
Then my mind’s like a blummin' zainy
Trying to say I love her
Then we have to break and take cover
If the rain’s got to fall, let it fall on
Thursday, Saturday, Friday
Any day but my day
Sunday’s the day when it’s gotta be fine
'Cause that’s when I’m meeting my girl
If the rain’s got to fall, let it fall on Wednesday
Tuesday, Monday
Any day but Sunday
Sunday’s the day when it’s got to be fine
‘Cause that’s when I’m meeting my girl
What could be wetter and damper
Than to sit on a picnic hamper?
Sippin' a sasparella
Underneath a leaky umbrella?
If the rain’s got to fall, let it fall on
Thursday, Saturday, Friday
Any day but my day
Sunday’s the day when it’s gotta be fine
'Cause that’s when I’m meeting my girl ('Cause that’s when he’s meetin' his
girl)
Shhh, shhh, shhhh, shhhh
Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh
If the rain’s got to fall, let it fall on Wednesday
Tuesday, Monday
Any day but Sunday
Sunday’s the day when it’s gotta be fine
'Cause that’s when he’s meetin' his girl
Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh,
shhh, shhh
Oh, what if it the weather gets rainy?
Then my mind’s like a blummin' zainy
I’m trying to say I love her
Then we have to break and take cover
If the rain’s got to fall, let it fall on
Wednesday, Tuesday, Monday
Any day but Sunday
But if the rain’s gotta fall
Please, oh please, let it fall
On the dry Sahara
Or drop an extra drop on rainy Connemara
'Cause Sunday right here is when and where
I’m meeting my girl
Yes
That’s when I’m meeting my
Girl