Happy Hour

Teeth grindin', sweatin' under the lights
But then my boss comes
And she’s crushin' me with a 20-ton weight
Just like in Monty Python
Somebody left on the sink, it’s still running
My eyes are gonna overflow
I need happy hour on sad days (on sad days)
I need happy hour, I can’t wait (can't wait)
I need happy hour
I need happy hour
I need happy hour
I need happy hour
I’m like Ponce de Leon
Setting on a ship for the new world
Checking out the birds and flowers
Let’s chill out on this island, I’ve been
Sucking on a lime and coconut, coconut (coconut)
I think I could stay here for the rest of my life
Please, don’t ever make me go home
I need happy hour on sad days (on sad days)
I need happy hour, I can’t wait (can't wait)
I need happy hour
I need happy hour
I need happy hour
I need happy hour
Maybe I’ll meet a scientist in sweatpants and a hair tie
We’ll conversate about rare birds and MIDI keyboards
And we’ll slow dance, head on my shoulder
Swing back and forth and
My friends look on and smile
Everything’s gonna be alright
It’s my happy hour
I need happy hour
I need happy hour
I need happy hour