Holy Mackerel!

Rich as richie
I span 365, 360
I wink you might kiss me
Blink, you might miss me
I kick it like, Italy kick Sicily
Tactics, tap sis under tapestry
I don’t waste time
Hastily make history
I waltzed in, cooler than if I’s Walt Disney
I climbed down through a dimly lit chimney
Found some freshly baked cookies
Ain’t have time to ate em
See, I had to make the bookies
I’m a gambler
I’m a rambler
I’m Homeboy Sandman
Save the ha ha for Adam Sandler
I move like a black panther
Ain’t wa wa’ed since I’s clad in a crapped pamper
Looking into the Shroud of Turin
During touring in a cramped camper
I stay high like the antlers on Donner and Dancer and Prancer
It’s all natural
Holy Mackerel