Track 5 (And A Bit)

Track five and a bit
It’s a little bit shit
It doesn’t really matter 'cause it’s over quickly
It doesn’t really matter 'cause it’s not even strictly
A song
And it doesn’t last long
Track five and a bit
Track five and a bit
And you have to admit
And you have to admit
It gets stuck in your head 'cause it’s extremely catchy
The playing is poor
The lyrics are patchy as shit
So we really should quit
It’s just a silly song upon a ukelele
Sing along if you’re Australian or even Israeli
We called up «Weird Al»
And asked him to be on
He said he’d like to play it on his
Accordion
(Enter «Weird Al» and his accordion)
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. «Weird Al» Yankovic!
Track five and a bit
Track five and a bit
You probably want to skip it
You probably want to skip it
We had a little tape left
We thought that we’d try it
And hide it away
'Cause no one will buy it at all
Until we got a phone call
Track five and a bit
Track five and a bit
It’s gonna be a big hit
It’s gonna be a big hit
We might do a version with One Direction
So dedicate a section of your record collection
To it
Even though it’s still shit