Ace Is in the House

Tricks are for kids, and men are for tricks
Ace
He’s the number one pet det
No need for a fireman
When your cat’s up a tree, he’s the one that you hire, man
Known to bring 'em back alive
If your cat’s scratched, or if your turkey got jive
A little loco en la cabeza, but still got charm
Brought 'em back to Ol' MacDonald’s farm
So hey diddle diddle, what’s laid in the park
Chasin' more pets than Noah’s Ark
No need for a paint if numbers get deleted
Ace on the case, and the job is completed
Simple as Simon, when I start rhymin'
Always tell the truth, so you know I’m not lyin'
Down with the ladies as a lover
Undercover
Break 1:
Yo, tell 'em where he’s at, my brothers
Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, tell 'em where Ace is at
Yo, Ace is in the house
Uh, I don’t believe they heard you
Yo, Ace is in the house
Is he all up in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house
Well
If Ace is in the house, so must be Loc
Blowin' up like a cloud of smoke
Checkin' all of his bitches at home
But I’m the dog with the biggest bone (WOOF!)
I grip the mic like pliers, no one’s flyer
Yo, Ace is for hire
A floor room show piece
Solvin' more crimes than the hot damn police
Tryin' to do it legal
Lookin' for a dolphin, beating on a eagle
Nothin' ever planned
Remember, Ace got the face of a helpful detective man
Crazy like Harpo
Busted-out windows in his Monte Carlo
Loud clothes, black boots
Dutch style hair, no time for a suit
But I don’t give a damn if he’s way out
Yo, tell him who’s in the house
Break 2:
Yo, Ace is in the house
I don’t believe they heard ya
Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, tell 'em one more time
Yo, Ace is in the house
Tell 'em who’s in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house
I don’t believe they heard ya
Yo, Ace is in the house
Is he runnin' thangs
Yo, Ace is in the house
Is he doin' thangs
Yo, Ace is in the house
I need to know
Yo, Ace is in the house
Don’t worry, ma’am
Ace’ll find your pussy
CAT, that is
You know, uh, Ace
I was, uh, checking you out and everythang, and
I have to admit
You are the best pet detective there is
Although, uh, you are the only pet detective there is, but
You’re still number one
I got to go, uh
My zebra’s double parked outside
Peace
To the west side tribe
Tell 'em who’s in the house
Ace is in the house
I said Ace in the house
I said Ace in the house
I said Ace in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house
Yo, Ace is in the house