Patent Pending

These headlines go to show
You’ll suck the marrow from my bones
It won’t be long, it won’t be long
Call in the clerks! Open the case!
See all those patents in my name
You’ve done me wrong, you’ve done me wrong
This camp is filled with monsters
3 heads and 6 cold placid eyes
A brood I will not foster
So I implore you to decline
You’ve got it all wrong!
The patent office wouldn’t ruin me
This headline goes to show
This victory is not your own
You’ve done me wrong, you’ve done me wrong
Call in the clerks! Open the case!
See all those patents in my name
You’ve done me wrong, you’ve done me wrong
This camp is filled with monsters
3 heads and 6 cold placid eyes
A brood I will not foster
So I implore you to decline
You’ve got it all wrong!
The patent office wouldn’t ruin me