December Is for Cynics

Black frames to stare out
Mod lang slang to wear out
Scoff at squares in sweaters
Ho, Ho, Ho, we’re so much better
Used is the new black
Downloads are the new crack
Mocking carols that we hate
Damn, it’s easy being great
So to hell with Holiday romantics
December is for cynics
December is for critics
Let’s get high on art supplies and hibernate
December is for cynics
Damn, it’s too easy being great
I brought you a bottle of wine full
Of flowers and this vinyl
I know we both made it clear
No stupid presents this year
But Snopes.com said if you play
'Strawberry Fields' the wrong way
You can hear Lennon’s ghost say
(Slacol eht dellik lhad nov e.)
«I buried Paul.»
So to hell with Holiday romantics
December is for cynics
December is for critics
Let’s go buy some take out and hibernate
December is for cynics
Damn, it’s too easy being great
So to hell with Holiday romantics
December is for cynics
December is for critics
Let’s just try to sleep late and hibernate
December is for cynics
Damn, it’s too easy being great
So to hell with Holiday romantics
December is for cynics
December is for critics
Let’s get by on Nyquil and hibernate
December is for cynics
Damn, it’s too easy being great