I'm on Hold

Well, I’ve been sitting here all day
I’ve been sitting in this waiting room
And I’ve been waiting on my friends
Yes, I’m waiting on this conference call, all alone
And I’m on hold, yes I’m on hold
I hope it’s not all day, 'ey!
Well, I wonder where they are
Yes, I wonder where my friends have gone (Where did they go?)
Tell me, where could they be
While I’m waiting on this conference all (I don’t know!)
Well, I’m holding on my phone, yes I’m holding on the line, 'ey!
I don’t where they are, I don’t know why I’m still alone, mmm
I’m on hold, oh yes, I’m on hold, I hope it’s not all day, hey!
Well, let me tell you all a story
About a man who was on hold all day, yes he was
Now, maybe he had the time wrong, and maybe he didn’t
There’s just no way for me to say
And yes, I have seen some long hold times in my day, yes I have
And this was one of the worst
Now, this young man did not hang up the telephone
And you guess what happened
Haha yeah, that call began, that call started
So stay on hold, you gotta stay on hold, don’t go away