12 Days Of A Pop-Punk Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A pair of skinny khakis
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two snapback hats
and a pair of skinny khakis
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three Peace Teas,
two snapback hats,
and a pair of skinny khakis
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four pairs of Vans,
three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats,
and a par of skinny khakis
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five large pizzas,
four pairs of Vans,
three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats,
and a pair of skinny khakis
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six flannel shirts,
five large pizzas,
four pairs of Vans
Three Peace Teas,
two snapback hats,
and a pair of skinny khakis
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven vinyl records,
six flannel shirts,
five large pizzas
Four pairs of Vans,
three Peace Teas,
two snapback hats
And a pair of skinny khakis
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight Tumblr notes,
seven vinyl records,
six flannel shirts
Five large pizzas
Four pairs of Vans,
three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats,
and a pair of skinny khakis
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine cardboard signs,
Eight Tumblr notes,
seven vinyl records,
six flannel shirts
Five large pizzas
Four pairs of Vans,
three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats,
and my parents understanding
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten pics of Patty,
nine cardboard signs,
eight Tumblr notes,
seven vinyl records,
six flannel shirts
They forgot the pepperoni
Four pairs of Vans,
three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats,
and a merch guy we named Fappy
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eleven anchor tats,
ten pics of Patty,
nine cardboard signs,
eight Tumblr notes,
seven vinyl records,
six flannel shirts
This isn’t what I ordered,
(but seriously call Dominos and demand a refund)
Four pairs of Vans,
three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats,
and an unnecessary breakdown
(Blegh)
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve broken hearts,
eleven anchor tats,
ten pics of Patty,
nine cardboard signs,
eight Tumblr notes,
seven vinyl records,
six flannel shirts
No, this is unacceptable,
who forgets pepperoni? Pepperoni’s like the default topping.
Like if anything, people who order cheese would get the pepperoni on it
accidentally
(Come on man, finish the song.)
Fine
Four pairs of Vans,
three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats,
and a pair of skinny khakis
Merry Christmas to each and every one of you
Isn’t it crazy Fearless let us do this?