The Adventures of the Cow

Performed by adam sandler, frank, and randi
Transcribed by a fan
«and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game
getting hit by a pitch»
Cow: moo
«and now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his
parachute isnt gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground»
M1: alright cow, dont even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down,
quit being a pansy and do it Cow: moo
Cow: moo, mrr
Cow: moow
«and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home
before realising they forgot his french fries»
Cow: moo, moo
Cow: mrr
«and now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and
then realises he cant swim»
Cow: moo
Cow: mrr, mrr
«and now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesnt have any shoes on»
F1: ohh baby you like it when I dance with you
Cow: moo
F1: uh uh uh, you cant touch that
Cow: moo
Bouncer: keep your hands off the girl
Cow: moo
Bouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave
Cow: moo
M2: hey watch it cow
«and now a cow playing tennis against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the
farmer makes an obvious bad call»
Farmer: that was out
Cow: moo
Farmer: dont tell me it wasnt cause I saw it and that was out
Cow: moo
Farmer: by at least 3 feet thats how far, come in look there is still a mark
where its out
Cow: moo
Farmer: dont tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball
was out
Cow: mrr
Farmer: you cannot see from that angle
Cow: moo
«and now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but
he soon finds out its just a practical joke»
Farmer: hello may I speak to the cow
Cow: moo
Farmer: hi, Im a famous actor
Cow: moo
Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to
dinner with me Cow: moo
Farmer: why dont I make reservations?
Cow: moo
Farmer: and why dont I tell you my real name? farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle
Cow: mrr
Farmer: take that fatty
Cow: mrr
«and now a cow gets his revenge on farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle»
Farmer: pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you
for the last time.
Farmer: oooh
Cow: mooooooooooooo