The Boy Who Ate Lasagna and Could Jump over a Church

Once there once was a boy
Who was very happy most of the time
His life was almost completely complete
He could sense however
That there were two things
That were missing from his life
But he didn’t know what they were
One day, his family took him to an Italian restaurant
The boy had never had Italian food before
And he was mesmerized
By all the exotic sounding names of the dishes
He asked about the lasagna
And it sounded delicious
So he ordered it
He ate the lasagna, and it was delicious
The boy knew that one of the things
That was missing from his life
Was no longer missing