14K Fetus

I’ll have another a-b-o-r-t-i-o-n
Vacuum out my pussy today
Sit back and relax, now you might think I’m crazy
But I was gonna have a filthy Mexican’s baby
I’m white upper class and Daddy’d kick my ass
So Luis gave me fifty pesos and money for gas
It took half an hour and a little cash
The nurse was just about to throw it in the trash
I told her. «Wait a sec, I got a better plan!»
And I headed to my jeweler with my fetus in hand
I had that little bugger dipped in gold
A 14k fetus is a sight to behold
Put it on my bracelet as my brand new charm
Proudly sportin' my abortion at the end of my arm
Now some fucking Baptist might think it’s a sin
That I like to shake my wrist and say, «What could’ve been»
We’re all drunk, the band’s ready to go
Now we’re gonna start this
Mother
Fucking
Awesome
ROCK SHOW!